Next to Whitney Houston, Jordin Sparks looks like we all might look under the same circumstance: excited, suddenly shy, and just a drop terrified (albeit like a well-trained dog).
And it almost got her kicked off a plane.
The most deserved musical shamings, rated by the horribleness of the ex in question and the level of revenge achieved.
Get them on 'Live to Dance,' stat.
Plus: Whitney Houston's crappy singing is all her friend's fault.
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Even though British pollen counts are unusually low for this time of year, the allergy-sufferer gave an earache of a performance.
The little boy famous for his "I Will Always Love You" rendition can also dance.
Her recent hospitalization was due to allergies.
The secret to YouTube superstardom is looking chubby, but then being talented.
"Her fans were dancing and singing along with her and Whitney appreciates their support."
"She couldn't entertain a dead rat, to be honest."
Miley’s “The Climb” was disqualified, giving the spot up to Karen O's “All Is Love.”
Just ask Michael Buble.
Sadly, that wasn't the worst part of her performance of "Million Dollar Bill."
Plus: Whitney Houston sings self out of clothes.
Early reports suggest she'll debut at No. 1 on the charts.
Plus: Whitney Houston, Big Star.
Plus: Leonardo DiCaprio as an ex-cop?
Amy Winehouse and Bobby Brown act socially responsible. Just kidding.