Mr. Wikipedia 2012.
Plus: Kate Upton taught Jimmy Fallon how to "cat daddy," and more, on our daily late-night roundup.
Are you a Pastafarian?
"Catcher in the Die."
All references to Janis Joplin's fear of toilets have been deleted.
Yesterday, Mariah Carey announced that her forthcoming album will be titled E=MC2, thus ensuring at least one high-school physics student a terrible grade on his homework.
Plus: Aziz Ansari!