Pretty badly, we bet!
The American dream is a sham!
This morning, Carson Daly teaches us a very important lesson about life: It's not fair.
A Comprehensive List of the Ways Jay Leno's First Post-Writers'-Strike Monologue Differed From His Last Writerless Monologue
Now he's got writers to blame!
So long to Vulture's least-beloved category.
We give Jay's writers a head start on the first day at work.
The strike is over!
Depends whom you ask!
The head of the Oscars wusses out.
Despite any excitement over a possible end to the writers' strike soon, Writers Guild and AMPTP insiders say "there's still a possibility this thing could get fucked."
Lest anyone get excited over the possible end to the writers' strike, the L.A. Times reminds us today that most of the crap on TV now was greenlighted before strike and it's going to get worse before it gets better.
Just as we were finally beginning to accept the reality of a future without scripted television, it seems as though the writers' strike may actually be nearing an end.
This morning brings news that the Writers Guild has allowed an interim deal for the February 10 Grammy Awards ceremony — not only will the WGA not picket the event, they'll also allow scribes to work on the show.
Mad Men and Ant-Man, returning to the screen sooner than expected!
The WGA continues to play awards-show hardball, being coy today over whether it will grant a waiver for next month's Oscar ceremony.
"The ideal candidate will be comfortable writing point of view monologues for a political ideology that may differ from their own."
Amid fears that the ongoing writers' strike might prevent next month's Grammy Awards from being anything but the glorious miracle that we're all accustomed to, SAG members Beyoncé and Foo Fighters' Dave Grohl have announced they will break with their guild and defy picket lines.
So get your party hats out of storage, but don't put them on yet, is basically what we're saying.
But the news isn't all smiley faces on placards! Plus, the true victims of the strike: entertainment journalists.
"What?" you might ask. "I thought the Grammys were a three-hour unscripted mess!"
Plus: What's wrong with Nikki Finke's computer?
"He should have done like Ellen did and had a bongo recital."
Owing to the celebrities' refusal to cross picket lines to collect their statues at Sunday night's planned Golden Globes ceremony, NBC, Dick Clark, and the Hollywood Foreign Press Association have officially called off the event.