Director is friends with Zhang Yimou.
It's an epic war movie.
Plus: George Lopez finally gets a talk show.
The closing Ceremony included little that we couldn't have thought up if someone gave us millions of dollars, thousands of people, and terrible taste.
We're definitely watching Sunday night. (Or on the Internet Sunday morning, when they actually happen.)
The Zhang Yimou–directed ceremony won't air until tonight in the U.S., but it already happened.