Bing-bongs and cannon balls for everyone.
Did she emerge from the womb in funky specs and a vintage-print swaddler, or was it a gradual process?
All hail Queen Zooey!
Even Siri's like, "Too much, Zooey. Too much."
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Zooey who? (JK, Zooey!)
From the director of Love Actually.
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This movie made so much money it's sure to inspire new red-carpet looks.
As per her image, she did nothing that made her seem unattractive or gross, a la Melissa McCarthy.
Backstage, Russell Brand (cameo by Jimmy Fallon) tries to reconcile with Deschanel, mistaking her for his ex-wife Katy Perry.
Kenan and Zooey, together again!
Movie actors now see that getting into TV isn't a step down, and so the networks' star wish lists are less unrealistic.
Well, now we know the president's favorite new show.
Sofia Vergara making her Modern Family character look restrained, Nicole Kidman giving the stinkeye, and many many more glimpses of the audience.
Can speckled blood be worn ironically?
She makes $95,000 a month.
Well, maybe if Zooey liked running, things would be different now. ::Sigh::
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And three songs from The Muppets made the cut.
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Other people in the Justin Long vein?
We're just trying to understand.