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The Top 5 New (Cheap) Sandwiches From a fried-chicken bánh mì to a lamb-sausage gyro.
John Edwards ‘Is Physically Very Striking, in a Certain Area’ Sex-tape rumors about John Edwards and Rielle Hunter are reaching a, um, fevered pitch.
Jeffrey Epstein’s Egg-Shaped Member Will Not Be Examined by Lawyers The shape of Epstein’s penis is not relevant to the civil cases against him, a judge has ruled.
Willem Dafoe Getting a Little Sick Of Your Antichrist Penis Jokes “If people want to make that the thing they want to talk about, it’s distressing, but that’s their business.”
10 Most Brutalized Wangs in Movie History ’There’s Something About Mary’! ‘The Last House on the Left’! ‘Santa Sangre’!
A Squeamish Person’s Guide to Seeing Antichrist in the Theater When should you hit the bathroom to avoid all the genital-mutilation stuff? See our illustrated guide!
Half Off R. Kelly Tickets! Want to see R. Kelly live at the Wang Theatre?
Maybe Transformers 2 Won’t Be So Bad, After All? We’ve got two words for you: Decepticon testicles.
Judd Apatow Could Probably Use a New Motto He’s got more in common with Andy Samberg than we previously thought.
HBO Goes Below the Belt, Quite Literally, With Hung We can only guess how he stacks up against the likes of McG and Dr. Manhattan.
McG Forfeits Penis-Measuring Contest McG: “I have an Irish curse and I think we’re all familiar with exactly how [I’m endowed].”
Terminator vs. Transformers Feud Is Devolving Nicely So sayeth McG, “If he’s up for it, we can both reveal ourselves on the Spartacus steps at Universal and put the question to rest.”
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Pixar’s Up Earns PG Rating There’s only one possible reason why this film didn’t earn a G rating.
Slow Dancing With the Stars We don’t remember a dance called the Pocket Rocket.
Roger Ebert Weighs in on Dr. Manhattan’s “You-Know-What” How many men could resist the opportunity to do a little tweaking?
Dr. Manhattan’s Wang Gets First Negative Review “Throughout most of the whole picture, one male character walks around completely naked, with his private parts waving in the breeze.”
25 Things Zack Snyder Actually Got Right in Watchmen The intentional pleasures! The unintentional laughs!
Hugh Jackman to Bare All At the Oscars There’s got to be a Watchmen tie-in here somewhere.
What Celebrities Are Playing: Ping-Pong Susan Sarandon goes to a table-tennis event. But it’s at an art gallery, so it’s still cool.
Alan Cumming Says Barack Obama Has a Big Wang And he has not only a theory, but also evidence!
PBS Announces Wiener-less King Lear PBS’ March broadcast of ‘Lear’ will omit Ian McKellen’s nude scene.
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Riding the V Line: Ben’s Best, the Pride of Rego Park We’re riding the B and V from Coney Island all the way to Forest Hills, jumping off frequently to rave about our favorite restaurants along the way.
Katz’s, the Carnegie, and the 2 nd Avenue Deli are the pride of Manhattan, but Ben’s Best still belongs to Rego Park. Get off the V at 63 rd Drive, walk past Wiggles strip club, and there you are.