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War On Christmas

  1. 2020 elections
    So, Is Trump’s America Great Yet?At some point Trump has to decide whether to proclaim America great again, and risk disappointing his angry supporters.
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    Donald Trump Hates Christmas PartiesMaking Christmas great again was a pillar of his campaign, but White House hosting duties have sparked a war on Christmas inside his own heart.
  3. Watch Fox News Hosts Get Mad About Christmas“The PC police are so ravenous and out of control …”
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    Starbucks’ Strategic New Holiday Frap Is Both Christmassy and InstagrammableThe green whipped cream has caramel “garland” and cranberry “ornaments.”
  5. Customers Say Amazon’s Minimalist Packaging Is Ruining ChristmasThe war on Christmas started early this year.
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    People Accuse Starbucks’ New Holiday Cups of Having a ‘Gay Agenda’The hand-holders depicted on them are supposedly lesbians.
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    Starbucks Put a Safe Dr. Seussian Doodle on Holiday Cups This YearIt’s a white background with sort of a Whoville thing going on.
  8. A Bag of Toys Prompted Today’s Evacuation of Trump TowerTrump himself is still at his estate in Florida.
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    Megyn Kelly Didn’t Get to Send Out Her Christmas Cards, and She’s PissedShe sounds more upset at Shutterfly than she was at Roger Ailes.
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    Yikes, McDonald’s Holiday Cups Look X-RatedThe pair of overlapping mittens definitely resembles a bent-over butt.
  11. Thanks to Trump, It’s Safe to Say ‘Merry Christmas’ AgainTrump’s supporters are already declaring victory in his bogus defeat of the bogus War on Christmas. It’s now safe to be rude to everybody else.
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    Starbucks Made Its Holiday Cups Critic-Proof This YearPeople have better things to worry about these days.
  13. New York Post Finds Evidence of War on Santa Right Here in New YorkBrookfield Place trapped Old Saint Nick in a glass cage of emotion. 
  14. The Chain Gang
    Christians’ New Enemy: Starbucks Holiday CupsIn theory, the chain “removed Christmas from their cups because they hate Jesus.”
  15. The Grinch Stole Christmas in Sierra LeoneAnd by the grinch, we mean Ebola.
  16. Florida’s Capitol Gets a Satanic Display for ChristmasIt’s an angel, falling into hellfire.
  17. Fox News Declares War on ChristmasWhat would Bill O’Reilly say?
  18. Bill O’Reilly Explains White Santa’s Generosity Knows No Racial BoundariesThe new symbol of the War on Christmas.
  19. Sarah Palin Writing ‘Fun, Festive’ Book About the War on ChristmasJust in time for the holiday shopping season.
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    Hasbro Wants Boys to Play With Easy-Bake Ovens, TooBreaking: online petition actually works!
  21. ‘A 1,924-Page Bill Just Died’ As Democrats Concede Federal Budget Battle to GOPMcCain gloats.
  22. Don’t Tell Joe Biden About ChristmasThe vice-president is clearly kind of pissed.
  23. War on Christmas Now Being Waged in the Very Halls of the Senate [Updated]GOP senators fight for their right to not work immediately before and after Christmas.
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    We’ve Seen the Flaming Lips’ ‘Christmas on Mars’ — And It’s As Weird As We’d Hoped!A vagina-headed marching band? Check!