To British actor Simon Woods.
The wedding is the public part. The proposal shouldn't be.
We get it, we get it, you lost your virginity.
Because that's who introduced her to her now-husband.
Either she's turning it around or — gasp! — it has no gems on it.
Everyone is getting theirs in season three.
The proof is in the accessories, of course.
My wedding dress ushered me into a modern tribe: those who can afford to marry for love.
What do you get the billionaire who has it all for his 82nd birthday? A third bride.
She made a very pretty bride, as you would expect.
Also, they got married in the dark.
And he cracked up the entire bridal party, obviously.
The money goes to her charity, of course.
Officiated by Triumph the Insult Comic Dog.
Also, he makes an Olsen twin reference!