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Weird Al Greene
Alvin Greene Is ‘Running’ for Office Again
As is his wont, he has done no actual campaigning.
Alvin Greene Has Not Given Up
He’s running for a newly vacant House seat in South Carolina.
Alvin Greene Has an Awesome New Campaign Strategy
Just repeat something bad you made up about your opponent over and over again.
Alvin Greene’s Fiery Mystery Woman
Does Alvin Greene have a girlfriend?
Alvin Greene Kind of Freaking Out Now
He’s just screaming at reporters.
Can Alvin Greene’s Juggernaut Candidacy Overcome His Felony Indictment?
He might be in trouble for that porn incident.
Alvin Greene Was
Behind Subtly Deprecating Alvin Greene Rap
The Air Force Didn’t Promote Alvin Greene Because He Wasn’t Communist Enough
Or: terrorist-y enough. Either one.
Alvin Greene’s First Speech Surprisingly Without Incident
Though, disappointingly, no mention of action figures.
Alvin Greene’s Action-Figure Dream Has Been Realized, Sort Of
It may not be exactly what he was hoping for.
Alvin Greene Wants Denzel Washington to Play Him in Movie
The Senate candidate “has received calls from all over the world.”
Alvin Greene Wants to Stimulate the Economy With Alvin Greene Action Figures
It’s outside-the-box thinking, all right.
Start Feeling Bad for Picking on Alvin Greene
Cruel, yet apt.
Alvin Greene’s Primary Victory Upheld
Unlikely winner will take on Jim DeMint.
Alvin Greene Has More Than Zero Percent Support in First Poll
Alvin Greene gets 21 percent support in his first poll.
This Alvin Greene Voter Is All That Is Wrong With Democracy
She voted for him because of soul singer Al Green.
The Guy Who Alvin Greene Beat Is Searching for Answers
Vic Rawls has experts looking for irregularities.
Keith Olbermann Struggles to Get Answers From Alvin Greene
Unlikely primary winner denies he’s a plant.
Was Alvin Greene a Republican Plant?
One South Carolina congressman is calling for the Justice Department to investigate.
How Unemployed Senate Candidate Alvin Greene Picks Up Women
Like a sexual predator!
Unemployed Primary Winner Comes With Some Baggage
He may be facing felony charges for showing some dirty pictures to a college girl.
Unemployed Guy Nobody Has Ever Heard of Wins Democratic Senate Primary
Best. Election. Upset. Ever.