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White Men With Wings Like Angels
white men with money
July 14, 2011
JPMorgan Has a Patriotic Quarter What’s more American than profits?
By Noreen Malone
what he’s saying is he’s sick of taking it up the ass
Jan. 27, 2011
By Jessica Pressler
white men who are accustomed to winning at life
Jan. 27, 2011
By Jessica Pressler
Jamie Dimon Looks on the Bright Side “Nothing is worse than it was a year ago.”
By Jessica Pressler
JPMorgan Executive Denies He’s Leaving Because He Is Jealous of Jamie Dimon “When the outside world puts an individual like him on a pedestal and thinks that he’s the only person at the company who has any ability, sure, it can be a little frustrating.”
By Jessica Pressler
white men who clearly love sinatra
Nov. 2, 2010
Jamie Dimon Hosts Happy Hours in His Office JPMorgan may be one of the world’s largest and most prominent financial institutions, but that doesn’t mean the CEO can’t have a few drinks once in a while.
By Jessica Pressler
white men who are accustomed to winning at life
Oct. 19, 2010
Jamie Dimon Could Give a Hoot What Anyone Says About Him And that includes Elizabeth Warren, the president, and you.
By Jessica Pressler
ain’t no mountain high enough
Sept. 7, 2010
By Jessica Pressler
white men who are accustomed to winning at life
July 14, 2010
Jamie Dimon Just Wants to Have Fun For the CEO of JPMorgan, winning is not enough.
By Jessica Pressler
why don’t you come up and see me sometime
May 19, 2010
charm offensives
May 14, 2010
Goldman Sachs Cares About Poor People’s Bank All of a Sudden Lloyd Blankfein is personally working the phones on behalf of a beleaguered Chicago lender.
By Jessica Pressler
awesome things
May 13, 2010
By Jessica Pressler
white men with wings like angels
May 12, 2010
Finally, a Rap About Jamie Dimon’s Forthcoming Commencement Address at Syracuse Considering how well “Dimon” rhymes with “shinin’,” we’re surprised no one thought of this before.
By Jessica Pressler
white men with wings like angels
May 11, 2010
JPMorgan Is Perfect, Too Like Goldman Sachs, they had no losses in the first quarter.
By Jessica Pressler
white men with wings like angels
Apr. 16, 2010
Some Syracuse Students Are Psyched That Jamie Dimon Is Giving Their Commencement Address “The thing people don’t understand is that they think he’s just some leader of a corporation. But he’s more than that.”
By Jessica Pressler
white men who are accustomed to winning at life
Apr. 7, 2010
Why Is Jamie Dimon So Angry? Behind the JPMorgan CEO’s harsh words for the administration: hurt.
By Jessica Pressler
white men who are accustomed to winning at life
Apr. 1, 2010
By Jessica Pressler
Jamie Dimon’s Hissy Fit The J.P. Morgan CEO lashed out at the government’s “capricious, arbitrary and punitive behavior.”
By Jessica Pressler
plutocrats of tomorrow
Feb. 22, 2010
By Jessica Pressler
how do you like me now
Feb. 8, 2010
Jamie Dimon Ups the Ante From now on, shareholders will decide the JPMorgan CEO’s pay.
By Jessica Pressler
white men with wings like angels
Feb. 5, 2010
Jamie Dimon Will Show You His Bonus Number Right Now He’s not waiting around for Lloyd Blankfein like some kind of wuss.
By Jessica Pressler
white men with wings like angels
Jan. 26, 2010
One Banker Isn’t Yucking It Up at Davos This Week While Citigroup, Bank of America, and Morgan Stanley honchos party in Switzerland, one CEO is missing.
By Jessica Pressler
white men who are accustomed to winning at life
Jan. 15, 2010
JPMorgan Announces $3.3 Billion Profit In Fourth Quarter $11.7 billion overall. But is that good enough for their dashing CEO?
By Jessica Pressler
before they were rock stars
Oct. 28, 2009
By Jessica Pressler
Jamie Dimon Has a Strong Moral Core In addition to his famed pillowy lips.
By Jessica Pressler