Could she be the recipient of an EGOT+?
Because a girl's gotta pee! On herself, sometimes.
"It's really hot water. It takes care of business."
Our biannual tally of who and what stood out, and why.
Thank God for the Internet.
It seems rape jokes only fly on 'The View' when Whoopi makes 'em.
The ring finger, that is. While the newly engaged heiress worked the phones at a charity event, we snapped a photo of her giant rock.
The 'Real Housewife' got a breast reduction that a source said made her "feel twenty pounds lighter." Plus more celebrity TMI, in our daily gossip roundup!
If every generation gets the TV show it deserves, then shows like Battlestar Galactica capture the ethical bankruptcy needed to wage a war on an undefinable enemy.
Too bad he only finds him now; that whole mercury embarrassment could've been avoided! Plus, Lourdes may be knotting her lush brows in crafty triumph!
'Josh Brahlin,' he drawled when he took the podium at the National Board of Review awards ceremony. 'That's how f-----g famous I am."
She even has a little love for Ann Coulter. But only a little.
Plus: America Ferrera bows to popular demand, will star in an Iraq-war drama.
Ivanka's found a controversial rabbi to oversee her conversion so she can finally marry Jared Kushner and create perfect, Chosen offspring.
But that's what people are saying! And isn't Cindy Adams prescient? And more, in the gossip roundup.
We watch John and Cindy's appearance with the ladies, so you don't have to.