And Shia Labeouf makes too little.
It's funny because he's rich.
Plus: M. Night Shyamalan! Ian Somerhalder! Demons!
Plus: Finally, a 'White Chicks' sequel.
Plus: Rainn Wilson not honored to be nominated.
They're burgundy. And inspired by ... Ron Burgundy!
Bear with us as we float an intriguing (at least, to us) theory.
Conan's first night gave practically no indication of what a regular episode might be like. Mostly it just made us want to move to Los Angeles.
Ferrell: “I’ve always dreamed of owning a lotion company. And I’ve always hated cancer.”
Plus: Jessica Szohr has a burgasm.
But they did spend a romantic evening together.
Plus: Megan Fox, heroin smuggler.