Heads (and genitals) will roll!
Stunt wangs were employed.
Plus: Winona Ryder acts on an empty stomach.
Plus: Mickey Rourke to make bad-seeming movie, for old time's sake.
Susan Sarandon goes to a table-tennis event. But it's at an art gallery, so it's still cool.
Are you surprised? But the scenes from Larry Flynt's porn satire of her actually sound really stupidly funny. Plus a pinch of Palin-free news in our gossip roundup.
Plus: Lars von Trier introduces Willem Dafoe and Charlotte Gainsbourg to the 'Antichrist.'
Plus: Colonel Tom Parker gets his own biopic, and Willem Dafoe hits the vampire trifecta.
Is the singer engaged to Nick Cannon? Her giant diamond would indicate, yes. That and more in our daily gossip roundup.
Plus John Cho on why pants are overrated, Willem Dafoe on being the pride of Appleton, Wisconsin, and Ashlee Simpson on why it sucks for everyone when she writes songs.