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Wolf Blitzer

  1. for your health
    Wolf Blitzer Nearly Wolfed on His BlazerAnd you thought the idea of Donald Trump running for president made you sick.
  2. election 2020
    Well, At Least John King Is Having FunKing’s magic wall has revolted.
  3. iowa caucuses
    CNN’s Attempt to Listen in on Caucus Results Backfires SpectacularlyThe Iowa Democratic Party hung up on a caucus secretary’s shared call with Wolf Blitzer.
  4. last night on late night
    Seth Meyers Shows the Many, Many Ways News Anchors Attempted to Say ‘Sh*thole’“Oh my god, you managed to flummox Wolf Blitzer.”
  5. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Harasses Anderson Cooper, Jake Tapper, and […]Pretty much every late night show is covering the Republican convention this week, but if you’re looking for a more unique take than the […]
  6. do not want
    Jeb Bush Tweet Sparks Wolf Blitzer Dance Party“To paraphrase @Meghan_Trainor it’s all ‘bout that (GOP) base,” joked America’s beardiest anchor.
  7. the third terminator
    Michael Bloomberg Rips Wolf Blitzer for Question That’s ‘Insulting to America’He informed the CNN host that he didn’t like his “tone.”
  8. great moments in cable news
    Tornado Survivor Tells Blitzer She’s an Atheist“I’m actually an atheist.”
  9. the most important people in the world
    Wolf Blitzer Is Apparently Famous Enough to Get ‘Swatted’He joins Ryan Seacrest, Chris Brown, and Justin Timberlake as victim.
  10. Listen to Comedian Chelsea Peretti’s Weird Ode to Wolf BlitzerWe love you, too, Wolf Blitzer!
  11. vulture lists
    Which TV-News Personality Has the Most Movie Cameos?Wolf Blitzer makes his big screen debut in The Campaign. Still, he has a long way to go to catch up with some of his colleagues.
  12. cable news news
    Wolf Blitzer’s Situation Room Getting Even LongerCNN is canceling John King’s show and replacing it with more beard.
  13. trump
    Blitzer Finds Trump’s Birther Argument ‘A Little Ridiculous’The Wolf meets The Donald.
  14. immigration
    Wolf Blitzer Calls Out Romney on ‘Language of the Ghetto’ AdRomney denied knowledge of the ad despite approving it.
  15. party chat
    Scarlett Johansson Didn’t Mean to Get So Excited About Donald Trump“And the whole press line just saw that.”
  16. revolt like an egyptian
    CNN Reporter in Libya Absolutely Savages Fox NewsNic Robertson, in Libya, rips Fox News’ human shields report to threads.
  17. early and often
    United States Senate Will Remain Bereft of Former WitchesChristine O’Donnell has lost.
  18. stoners
    Bill Maher: ‘If It Was a Real Joint … I Would Have Smoked It’He tells Wolf Blitzer that Zach Galifanakis was toking “cloves or something.”
  19. wyclef jean
    Wyclef Jean’s Campaign for President of Haiti Gets Off to an Awkward Start“Wyclef Jean can sit with any political party and have a conversation.”
  20. in other news
    Girl Raised by Wolf Blitzer Starting to Learn More ‘Humanlike Speech Patterns’The Onion nails it.
  21. todd-al domination
    Chuck Todd: StonerOur favorite goateed newsman has tried that thing with Pink Floyd and ‘The Wizard of Oz’ so many times.
  22. in other news
    Just Say It, Wolf Blitzer: You’ve Smoked MarijuanaAn open letter to CNN anchor Wolf Blitzer.
  23. party lines
    CNN’s Soledad O’Brien Defends Network’s Abysmal PerformanceOn ‘Celebrity Jeopardy!’ and in the ratings.
  24. gossipmonger
    James Gandolfini Slipped Al Sharpton a SalamiAnd more celebrity interaction, in our daily gossip roundup.
  25. brainiacs
    Get Psyched for Yet Another Round of Celebrity Jeopardy!Andy Richter! Kareem Abdul-Jabbar! Pat Sajak?!?
  26. america’s sweetheart
    Sarah Palin Is on TV AgainAnd she still isn’t happy about Letterman, either.
  27. mobama watch
    The Black Artists Association Received Death Threats After the Michelle Obama CommentsWe think they stepped on a few designers’ toes.
  28. election hangover
    So About That Hologram Thing…Could Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper really see Jessica Yellin and Will.I.Am beamed into the CNN studios on Election Night? Or were they just pretending?
  29. great moments in rnc history
    Wolf Blitzer: In Touch With His Inner ChildThe ‘Situation Room’ host was overjoyed by the balloons at last night’s convention. Can’t you tell by his face?
  30. early and often
    The Official North Carolina and Indiana Primary Sobriety GameIn which we help you Democrats get through the night without alcohol. And it won’t be easy!