He's selling his megayacht.
All those years of winking and posing with her mouth open have not gone to waste!
It's not just that Elin skipped the Masters.
The golf great faces reporters' questions before the Masters.
And he hung out with bad role models!
Ari Fleischer! Why didn't we think of that?
We already knew this, of course.
His mom. Awwww. Or: Ewww?
The disgraced golf great almost gives us the press conference we've all been waiting for.
"Practice Makes Perfect" is a motto best kept on the golf course.
But no one will be allowed to ask any questions.
This is like when Ashley Dupré got a job giving relationship advice.
More light has been potentially shed on that crazy night over Thanksgiving that led to the golf great's downfall.
Heh, Gentle Path.
Sources at a Mississippi sex-rehab clinic gave writer Benoit Denizet-Lewis a peek into what the disgraced golf great is going through.