Paraguay, Spain to the Quarters; Ronaldo to the Tanning Bed
Spain and Paraguay advance to the quarterfinals.
By Josh DeanWorld Cup
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Finally, Some Penalty Kicks!
Paraguay beats Japan on penalty kicks.
By Will LeitchGood-bye to Tournament Dark Horses: Brazil Rules All
Brazil and Argentina have been the best two teams in the World Cup so far.
By Josh DeanEnglish Fans Endure ‘F---ing Disgrace’ With Aplomb
A black day for the Three Lions. Blacker than the blackest black pudding.
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The Netherlands Become the First WC Pick Everybody Got Right
Holland 2, Slovakia 0.
By Will LeitchMoving On, Without Team USA
We're all dealing with the loss.
By Josh DeanUSA Loses to Ghana. SAD FACE.
The USA loses. Damn.
By Josh DeanGhana Eliminates U.S. in World Cup
It's over for the Americans, but Ghana moves on to play Uruguay.
By Mike VilenskyUnited States–Ghana: It’s Game Day, People!
USA-Ghana. IT IS ON.
By Josh DeanQuestions You Might Have About Saturday's USA-Ghana Match
Your incomplete USA-Ghana FAQ.
By Will LeitchBrazil Wins Its Group
Portugal advances, as well.
By Joe DeLessioWatch the Video for R. Kelly’s Uplifting World Cup Anthem, ‘Sign of a Victory’
As always, let's achieve anything, including the impossible!
By Edith ZimmermanArrivederci, Italia!
Italy loses in a bad World Cup for Europe.
By Josh DeanItalian Restaurant Packed With Algeria Rooters (Except for Pro-U.S. Ecuadorian)
North African rooters served with coffee and disappointment.
By Mike OgleItaly’s World Cup Defense Is Over
A 3–2 loss to Slovakia eliminates them from the tournament.
By Joe DeLessioNorth Koreans Still Waiting to Hear About Glorious World Cup Victory
The one where they lost 7-0.
By Dan AmiraFood Can Permanently Change Body Odor; Where To Find Thumb Lollipops
A study of garlic and asparagus reveals eating's effect on your smell, while Google Patents include some strange new food recipes.
Team USA, the Day After
Reflecting back on the U.S.'s win, and looking forward.
By Josh DeanPLCB Fires Up Its First Two Wine Kiosks; Chipotle Opens Its 1,000 Restaurant
Plus calorie counting may not be perfect at restaurants, and eating garlic and asparagus can alter body scents permanently, all in our morning news roundup.
Last Night on Late Night: Adam Sandler’s Dating Advice for His 4-Year-Old Daughter
Plus, native Brooklyn boys Chris Rock and Jimmy Kimmel discuss how one smuggles illegal contraband into the City, on our regular late-night roundup.
By Dorsey Shaw