This was inevitable.
He's also attached himself to a Tarantino-esque script, 'Die in a Gun Fight.'
Oh, the pain wrought by wandering eyes!
Plus: Haley Joel Osment to play a virgin teaching sex ed!
Cool 'stache, Efron.
Plus: Viola Davis to join 'The Help.'
Also, Estée Lauder won't sell its products to Duane Reade, but Duane Reade is sneaky and gets them anyway.
Yes, if his two new movies have anything to do with it.
And more evidence of the stars' special powers, in our daily gossip roundup.
Thank God for the Internet.
Plus: Emmy Rossum to ruin Thanksgiving.