Breaking: Has Stammy Gone … Red?!

Things do not change; we change. — Photo: Photos: Imaxtree

Breaking news, people. Brace yourselves — we want you to remain calm. Are you sitting down? Okay, good. Now, deep breaths. If you need to picture your happy place, go ahead and do that. Whatever you need. Alright, here goes: Jessica Stam appears to have dyed her hair. DO NOT PANIC. We're not sure if it's the lighting or a spray job, but she was totally red at Rue du Mail. And we all know she can rock the red (remember 2004?), but is she pulling a Julia Dunstall? She was totally blonde at Sonia Rykiel earlier, so maybe it's temporary. Does anyone have an eyewitness account? We need people on the scene! Someone call Sarkozy! They're going to start looting on Saint-Honoré!