Cory, Cobrasnake, and Gallo Do Whatever It Is They Do

Kennedy and Gallo strike their signature poses. Photo: Photos: WireImage, Getty Images

In Monday's issue of New York, there's not one, but TWO hipper-than-thou Fashion Week items for your pleasure.

Fashion Week Text Messages Between Cory Kennedy and Cobrasnake Mark Hunter
For whatever blessed reason, the two nightlife fixtures shared some of their SMS grandeur with us. A snippet, sent while Cory was at the Gucci party:

CORY NYC: Its a celeb party
CORY NYC: Everyones here
COBRASNAKE NETFLIX NEW YORK: Wow. Amazing.
COBRASNAKE NETFLIX NEW YORK: Take photos
CORY NYC: I don’t even want to
CORY NYC: There’s just too many
COBRASNAKE NETFLIX NEW YORK: That’s so cooool
COBRASNAKE NETFLIX NEW YORK: To bad I’m not thereeee
CORY NYC: I know you would ddddiiiie
[More here.]

Vincent Gallo Feels Bad About His Face
At the Y-3 show, Gallo bared his soul a bit, confessing to our reporter that he stopped boxing because he didn't want to damage his face: “When you’re vain and you can’t stand your face, even the way it is, you don’t want to take any more chances.” Why can’t he stand his face? “Because it started off so nice — the little button nose and long blond hair,” he said. “And then God punished me.” Aw, Vincent. Don't self-hate, celebrate! (Yes, we just became Tyra Banks. So what?)