We've been anticipating Miley Cyrus's downfall for some weeks, but it looks like we ought to recalibrate our countdown clock to Agyness Deyn's. She is, after all, "the next Kate Moss." Sure, she hasn't lacked opportunities to booze and pleasure-seek these past few years, but her skin just looks so darn good and she's remained utterly charming. So we just assumed she passed on grungy party crews, all-nighters, and "just one more" of any number of things. But the tabloids are no longer ignoring Deyn's extracurricular activities. According to today's Daily Mail, we, sadly, have Aggy all wrong:
In the space of a few months, she was spotted out with the new Brit pack — including Lily Allen and Jaime Winstone — on more than one occasion, leaving many to assume that she was doing her best to become a firm fixture in the group.
But it was her drunken antics outside the afterparty of the Empire Film Awards that attracted the most attention.
After quaffing free drinks at the Mayfair club, Agyness was then spotted leaving — or shall we say stumbling — into a waiting car after showering a fallen tree with affection.
She's reportedly going on a "detox" backpacking vacation through France, Italy, and Argentina to get away from all this unhealthy, skin-ruining partying. Backpacking in wine country, eh? Yeah, that'll detox you.