It was only a matter of time before the British press cooked this one up: Kate Moss reportedly feels threatened by Agyness Deyn. It's not because she knocked Kate from her No. 1 spot on Tatler's best-dressed list. It's because of one of GQ's worst-dressed men, Pete Doherty:
Kate, 34, is getting seriously hacked off with Agy, 25, muscling in on her patch.
The final straw came when she found out Agy has been hanging out with her ex Pete Doherty. The Rochdale lass is now a regular at Pete's pad in Wiltshire.
At Pete's last crazy weekend, she stayed over with her boyfriend Josh Hubbard, of trendy band The Paddingtons.
Why, oh why, Agy?! You're a charming, wholesome, best-dressed fashion fairy with a shiny patent finish. Must you scuff it up by hanging out with Lord Slovenly? We were concerned about the ugly flower blouse you wore to the Cinema Society screening the other night, but this news is beyond earth-shattering. Is it time for a Cut intervention? Are we going to have to check your pockets for any of Pete's, er, debris? We'll leave you with the Mirror's final words: "Keep your nose clean."