BREAKING: PETA Hits DKNY (Update)

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We hear there's an anti-fur protest outside the tents. Protesters are wearing jumpsuits covered in presumably fake fur and blood, chanting, "DKNY, how many animals have to die?" Catchy! They're alternating with "No more profanity, stop the insanity!" Is this having any effect on the attendees? You could say that. One showgoer turned to his friend and said, "You know, that actually makes me want to buy fur more." If anyone has more info or photos, send them our way! Update! The protesters got onstage with a banner during the finale. Security hustled them out and police stormed into the tents. It's chaos, people!