eBay-Bound: Michael Jackson’s Dirty Tightie-Whities

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If you've been dying for a pair of Michael Jackson's unwashed underpants, tomorrow is your lucky day: A (let's hope, not too) soiled pair of tightie-whities worn by MJ will go up for sale on eBay tomorrow with a $1 million reserve price. These are the very same manties confiscated in 2003 and mined for a DNA sample for Jackson's child-molestation case. "For extra authenticity, the briefs come sealed in an evidence bag and wrapped with police tape. Also being sold are the Gloved One's handwritten note explaining why he wants an annulment from Lisa Marie Presley and a used half-ounce tube of skin-bleaching cream." We're sold. [NYP]