Our correspondents have moved from the show to the after-party. The latest: "It's a shitshow outside the Greenwich Hotel, with two lines going around either side of the building. Sean Avery got rebuffed, but Elijah Wood got in. They're at capacity, so no one in either line is getting in — just the VIPs who try their hand at the velvet rope on the corner. The publicists are just telling everyone to go get drinks. Not a bad idea."