Calorie Fest, Here We Come


We're leaving a little early today to prepare for our journey to the warmer climes you see in the photograph above, which is most definitely not a stock image. (Oh, we can dream.) We have to get a four-hour workout in at the gym before we gorge, like models, on Turkey Day tomorrow. Kidding! (About the gym, not the gorging.) In the meantime, we'll be thinking of you all on Black Friday. And remember when things get rough, channel Elisabeth Hasselbeck from The View. You know she'd throw elbows if someone got between her and a really good 40 percent off item.