In a godsend to disaffected elementary-school kids worldwide, Jean Paul Gaultier has just signed a license agreement for a line of children's clothes with Zannier Group. The first collection, for fall 2009, will include around 120 items for boys and girls ages 2 to 14 and will launch in January. Zannier produces kids' clothes for companies like Little Marc Jacobs and Kenzo. Their work on Little Marc Jacobs is pretty spectacular, so the Gaultier announcement leaves much to look forward to. Is it wrong of us to hope they include cone training bras?