Rod Blagojevich Will Do His Own Hair, Thankyouverymuch

John Galliano.

Rod Blagojevich went on The View yesterday, but he wouldn't let the show's hair or makeup people near him. Joy Behar was bold enough to give the famously poofy coif a tousle, shocking View staffers and Blagojevich. Maybe he was worried that if they changed his hair, viewers would be fixated on that instead of on what he was saying. Except it's hard not to be fixated on it, anyway. What is his secret? [MSNBC]