Apparently Chanel makes a Segway. As in the preferred mode of transportation of mall security guards. Chanel's comes complete with the classic 2.55 handbag and matching black quilted-leather mud flaps and handlebars. Top speed is twelve miles per hour. It's available by special order and the price hasn't been listed, but as a reference point, know that the Chanel bicycle is $12K. But just imagine how amazing you'd look riding to work on it! If that's not worth many thousands of dollars, we don't know what is.
Chanel customizes the Segway [Luxist]