After centuries of toying with our emotions, Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen finally wed, in a secret ceremony in Santa Monica last night. Guests at the service included Tom's parents and 18-month-old son with his ex-girlfriend (so OMG, Gisele's a stepmom). Gisele wore an ivory-lace strapless gown by Dolce & Gabbana with a floor-length veil, and was followed by her three dogs wearing D&G lace collars. Could you just die? Afterward there was a small party at the couple's house. All in all, it was exactly the kind of wedding Gisele said she wanted.
We have to give them props for successfully playing so many tricks on us. Just a month ago Gisele fervently denied rumors that they were engaged. Last week Tom even reiterated that the engagement rumors were false. Theirs was a near-perfect plot. But five days ago Gisele made a blunder. She went to Rio de Janeiro's Carnival, where she was photographed slinging back caipirinhas with a giant rock on her left ring finger. All bets were off — Brady was lying through his teeth.
Anyway, who cares about all that because now two more perfect-looking people are in the throes of holy matrimony! Hooray! Next up: bump watch.
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