The Authorities Are After Lady Gaga

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Lady Gaga is reportedly being stopped by the police in various cities for walking around in public wearing only panties instead of proper bottoms. She says that most recently, authorities confronted her in Chicago when she stepped out in hot pants. She yelled at the cop, "It's fashion! I'm an artist!" She adds, "I think no-pants is sexy. I love the naked human body. I was working in strip clubs when I was 18." We can't decide what sounds faker — that last sentence or this story. [Perez Hilton]