Valentino continued his tour of talk shows, hitting up The Martha Stewart Show today. A Cut reporter tells us it wasn't quite what she expected. No VaVa cooking up a soufflé. And definitely no pugs. Instead, expect the designer to talk about his life with Giancarlo and his upcoming documentary. The audience, apparently, was more enthralled with the demonstration of a lemon shining copper than with the designer, and the highlight of the show was the preshow music. Martha rocks hip-hop for her middle-aged audience. Who knew? The episode airs Friday.

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