After getting the boot from her judge's seat on America's Next Top Model in May, Paulina Porizkova now finds herself happily employed as a blogger for Modelinia and the Huffington Post. Welcome to the 'sphere, Paula! She begins with a treatise on how getting fired the day before her 44th birthday made her feel: " It was a curious mixture, one I imagine akin to standing in a falling elevator but knowing you can jump up at the last moment to prevent gravity from crushing you. And you can walk off. Not unscathed maybe, with a permanent distrust of elevators perhaps, but alive." Proust who? [Modelinia]