Men.Style.Com Suggests You Dress Like a Bed-wetting Mexican Carpet This Fall

By put together a slideshow of ridiculously expensive items they suggest men "upgrade" to this fall. We particularly enjoyed the $320 jeans with a leather inset in the crotch and inner thigh area, as if meant to keep a subway seat dry when the wearer wets himself. Also, the $700 varsity jacket in Tucson print, which is "classic yet still fashion." Which would you rather wear: these items or a tapestry of dream catchers? []