There's nothing like coming home after your last Fashion Week show, curling up on the couch with a few of your miniature bottles, and watching a program in which divas sing and dance for a whole two hours. Sadly, nothing like that was on, so we settled for Divas Live on VH1, which featured approximately one and a half real divas (Jennifer Hudson and Leona Lewis) and people like Miley Cyrus. But the fashions were a refreshing break from the ubiquitous spring 2010 pirate pants. And Miley Cyrus astounded, as usual. See Miley, Leona, J-Hud, Paula Abdul, some Real Housewives, and more in the slideshow.
She forgot her pants! Also, her top. We know she's not on American Idol anymore, but she can't be short on cash so soon.
Miley Cyrus and Kelly Clarkson
Miley looks like she's coming from a henna-tattoo party she threw for fans who won a contest. Kelly looks like she's on her way to work out at the David Barton gym. We're not sure if that's a bad thing or not.
We think we watched enough of the program to determine whatever is hiding under that skirt isn't Miley Cyrus.
Every time Jennifer opens her mouth to sing, we feel chills. The same feeling doesn't always occur when she opens her closet, but this is very on-trend fierce for her.
God bless her for being so shiny, but what's with the chains on the bust? Do they double as handles? Does this gown fold into a handbag?
Oh, she found herself some clothes! Maybe Miley loaned her something from among the 17 million outfits she had on last night.
Amy Adams kind of did this color at the Oscars two years ago, and it wasn't that amazing then.
The most bothersome part of this ensemble is not that the lace portion of her panty hose appears to be sticking out from underneath the hemline, but that it's unclear whether that was intentional or not.
Miley Cyrus, Part II
Even Paula Abdul couldn't beat Miley for shortest hemline of the evening.
Miley Cyrus, Part III
And this is what was going on in the back. If she'd slipped and fell, she might have flashed everybody, but she sure wouldn't have bruised her tailbone.
This is so much less messy-looking than her stage outfit. And so flattering, if made from Queen Elizabeth VIII's curtains.
This is Louis Vuitton. We're sure they're thrilled to have the publicity.
Whitney Port and Lauren Conrad
Whitney: "Ew, why is she pressing her pelvis on my thigh?" Lauren: "Haha, if Whitney knew what was good for her, she'd cut that sleeve off."
On days other than Opposite Day, we'd wear that corset under the gown. That said, if you got an Opposite Day memo we didn't, we'll let this one slide.
She's a snow-fairy diva ice princess!!
This train is too long and too flimsy. It looks like Toni just has a giant wad of toilet paper stuck to her shoe.
Miley Cyrus, Part XMMMMIII
Two problems here, though the dress isn't bad: one, the fishnets are unnecessary; two didn't that pose get her in trouble a few months back? Although if she is so rebellious, maybe she does qualify as a diva.
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