There Is a Slim Possibility Carla Bruni Will Make an Appearance in a Woody Allen Movie


Apparently, in June, Woody Allen visited Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and her husband, French president Nicolas Sarkozy. He said at the time he'd love to put Carla in a movie he's shooting in Paris next summer (who wouldn't?). Naturally, the European press went crazy, saying she had signed a contract (Le Parisien kindly noted Carla's lack of acting experience). But before everyone's panties bunch up over this any further, Carla's publicist will have you know that "Nothing is signed yet, and it’s too early to discuss." Truthfully, we're not even sure we can handle Carla getting a part in a movie. Every time she, like, walks outside or breathes, everyone dies. Oh, wait — that's Michelle Obama. Maybe Carla should do this movie to steal back some of the attention from her.

We're off early for the long weekend to pick up some bleach pens so we don't look too filthy while having our last hurrah wearing as much white as possible over the next three days. We'll be back to our regular posting schedule on Tuesday.