2:32 p.m.: We still can't access the live stream, but where other people's servers fails us, Twitter shall save us! Lady Gaga just tweeted, "SUPRISE! ALEXANDER MCQUEEN PREMIERE'S MY NEW SINGLE "BAD ROMANCE" AT PARIS FASHION SHOW NOW." She added minutes later, "BAD ROMANCE in Mcqueen's paris show in 30 minutes." So maybe there's time to fix the tech glitch? Alexander McQueen shared a shot of his tech room on Twitter about an hour ago, which right now feels like staring at a giant condensation-covered water cooler while dying of dehydration. DAMN OTHER PEOPLE'S SERVERS.
2:41 p.m.: The live stream appears to be recovering. There is hope yet!