The world's increasing infatuation with Jersey Shore is starting to get confusing. Are we collectively appreciating the show ironically or not anymore? In a blog post that seems like a frighteningly serious inquiry into how to get Snooki's "style," the burnt-orange Bumpit shunner reveals something terrifying:
StyleList: Can you describe your daily routine. How long does it take you to get ready?
Snooki: It depends where I go. If I run errands I dress casual, leggings with Uggs. Clubs take me a while. I would say two hours.
This is scary, because anyone confusing Jersey Shore infatuation with actual, meaningful feelings — and therefore taking her seriously — might view her plug of one of the ugliest breeds of footwear known to man as acknowledgment that the shoes are acceptable to wear in a setting other than a snowstorm.
SL: We're assuming you like to shop. Where are your favorite spots to pick our your shore look?
Snooki: I love Bebe, Juicy, Armani and Ed Hardy. I love my Ed Hardy hats. As you can see on the show, I just wear them when I don't feel like doing my hair.
You know who's having a Fashion Week show? Bebe, for their new Kardashian line. Can the Kardashians make way for fellow reality star Snooki on the front row? Since they'll probably be behind the scenes, busy putting finishing touches on the clothes they designed and the show they themselves conceived, they will need someone to work the front of house. And frankly, it's hard to think of anyone more famous than Snooki who'd be willing and able to plug such a spectacle while wearing their clothes.
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