Brooklyn Decker’s Cameo on The City May No Longer Be the Best Thing That’s Ever Happened to Her

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She married Andy Roddick and she appeared on The City as an unknowing accomplice to reveal how incompetent Olivia Palermo is at accessories editing, but now Brooklyn Decker is most famous for another reason: She has the cover of the new Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue. We are just confused as to why they gave her a top at all, since the triangle for her right boob appears to be resting above her left boob, while the triangle for her left boob appears tucked into her armpit. But alas, this is how people who "sizzle" wear bikinis. [ABC News]