Tights for the Woman Who Wants to Resemble a Clydesdale

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You can buy these Wolford tights at Neiman Marcus for $425. They have tiered fringe on the calves. Nothing beats a pair of tights that makes you look like you have luscious long leg hair that flaps in the breeze. If you really want to freak people out, we suggest braiding it and fidgeting frequently. [Neiman Marcus]