This month's issues included many spreads where the models looked dead or close to it. And isn't April, the beginning of spring, supposed to be a celebration of life? Things blooming and cute baby things being born? But that's why magazines hire models: They look just as good morose as they do vivacious. French Vogue put deathly looking girls in hula skirts and Prada. Lula shot models as though they'd died in a pillow fight. And British Vogue shot a "private dancer," who looked pale and passed out on a chintzy bed. See those photos, Heidi Klum wearing nothing but cream, and more from the April magazines in the slideshow.