Image Consultant Calls Tiger Woods’s New Goatee ‘Low Rent’

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Experts, which apparently exist for everything, speculate Tiger Woods grew a new goatee to face the public for the same reason a women might get a "breakup haircut." Though one image consultant called the chin strap "low rent," marriage therapist Susan Stiffelman suggested it might be "an external way to announce he really is changing." But changing into what? A man of truth, that's what. "When you live a life where you're lying all the time, life is not fun," he said at his press conference yesterday. Stiffleman noted, "We should be saying thank you to him for not growing a mustache!" [StyleList]