The 26-year-old Lara Stone married 38-year-old David Walliams last night with a traditional ceremony at Claridges Hotel in London followed by an after-party at Shoreditch House. Stone wore custom Givenchy by her pal Riccardo Tisci throughout the night. For the ceremony she wore a cream lace corset gown trimmed with gold braid that reportedly cost more than $44,000. You can see the top half of that frock here, but it's not as exciting as what she wore for the after-party: a short, tight, gold disco dress that forced her breasts skyward into otherworldly cleavage and was hardly permissive of climbing out of cars, sitting down, or walking up stairs.
But who cares?! It was shiny! And if there's one thing women should be on their wedding day, it's sparkly like a disco ball. That's how you get attention and party away your commitment phobias. Walliams and Stone got together in September of last year and got engaged in January after dating just four months. So now they've been together eight months. Congrats to the happy couple with still-exciting sex!!