Forever 21 Opens in Times Square Tomorrow, and It Will Probably Be Terrifying

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The mannequins have jegging bows on their heads. AHHHHHH!!!!! Photo: Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images for Forever 21

Tomorrow, the massive new Forever 21 store opens in Times Square. Just how massive? Massive enough to scare the living crap out of you just by reading about it! It will be four floors, over 90,000 square feet, and have 121 changing rooms. Just think of the crowds and the lines made up of that crowd. And how if the ravenous tweens getting their jeggings on in TEN Forever 21 changing rooms are scary, this will be more than ten times that level of horror.

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