discoamz: So ... did you see certified World Cup hottie Cristiano Ronaldo's new Armani ads? Season number two!
dianashreds: God. But the underwear ... I just don't know.
discoamz: Oh. You're right.
discoamz: I didn't notice the underwear!
dianashreds: What does that say about me?
discoamz: Or me.
dianashreds: There's no good answer to that.
discoamz: Watch more soccer?
dianashreds: The second picture—
discoamz: *fanning self with laundry*