During Fashion’s Night Out last September, ex-ANTM judge Paulina Porizkova told us she’d take a job at Starbucks. Turns out she’s still having trouble getting paid to do things. “The only place to go to now is a VH1 reality show, and if they won’t have you, there is always Dr. Drew’s rehab,” she said. “What are fallen celebrities to do if they’re too vain to get fat and too paranoid to get strung out on drugs? Knit and yell at morning TV for starters. And blog for free.” Or just give up and do the drugs. [Page Six/NYP]
