Today Us Weekly reports that Miranda Kerr is with Orlando Bloom's child! The 27-year-old Victoria's Secret model is reportedly trying to play it like Gisele by not really ever officially announcing it, a source tells the magazine, but:
"She's telling all her friends, mostly other models, about it."
And if anyone has loose lips, apparently, it's models — like the one who gave that quote.
"She poses in lingerie," says the friend of Kerr, who has modeled for Victoria's Secret since 2007. "It will be obvious soon enough."
Well, that gives us some clues as to who's blabbing, or maybe just gloating since Miranda will take maternity leave, freeing up some VS spotlight for other cellulite-free people. If she is three months pregnant, as reports say, she'll be about in her last trimester when the next VS show rolls around. Fellow VS model Doutzen Kroes, who is also pregnant, won't make that one, either. Maybe, rather than hire new flawless-looking women, it's time for the brand to roll out a maternity line and finally, finally show the world that human thing they have shunned for so very long: a belly.