Fug Girls: The Scary, Sorry Sartorial Devolution of Taylor Momsen

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On Monday morning, when the Internet greeted us with photographs of Taylor Momsen prancing around a stage in platform shoes with an actual tip jar embedded in the soles, we cradled our Gossip Girl DVDs and wondered how we got here. Where did it all go so wrong? When did Cindy-Lou Who, or even the Jenny Humphrey of GG Season One, turn into a sullen raccoon-eyed shell modeling stripper heels? Gird your loins and join us as we trace Momsen's evolution (or devolution) from bubbly teen to poster child for eye-makeup remover. Prepare to clutch your pearls: It ain't as pretty as she is.