Taylor Jacobson, Rachel Zoe's sassy former assistant, apparently can't talk too much about Rachel Zoe, "for legal reasons," but she wouldn't want to, anyway. She told TV Guide last week:
"I was done, no more TV for me. As much as people want me to go off on the show and Rachel, I don't really have anything to say about the woman who I am not allowed to talk about. Really, I don't have ill will. It's time to move on and I have."
But what about the accusations that Zoe subtly lobbed her way in Tuesday's season premiere?
"I don't fit into sample sizes! Where did that even come from? I'm not a size zero. I have 34D boobs! Models are flat. I don't fit into samples. I don't understand. It's the weirdest thing to me. I'm fat."
Ack! If this girl is "fat," she's still living in Rachel Zoe Land. However, she says she still doesn't even talk to Brad: "Ties were severed. Whatever happened happened, and it's time to move forward." Well, Jacobson was one foot out the door the entire time, and she never posed like she was enjoying herself on the job in the first place. (We still love her.)