We’re Tweeting the Miss Universe Pageant Tonight

A 2004 classic: Miss Panama!

Because it's only the best beauty pageant in the history of beauty pageants, and who doesn't love a beauty pageant?! The costumes, the guest performers, the language barriers, the sequins — it's like heaven with commercials. Our thoughts in 140 characters at a time will be flowing in abundance beginning at nine tonight on The Cut's Twitter feed. Do watch with us and tweet us your thoughts. [cutblog/Twitter]