Your Pants Think Know You’re Fat


Face it: Sweatpants are simply too constricting for your margarita-swilling, buttermilk-biscuit-chomping, all-you-can-eat-ribs-buffet-gorging Friday nights. You need something with a little more freedom, a little more give. Enter Betabrand Gluttony Pants! The khaki slacks may look all innocent and businesslike, but they secretly contain three gut-freeing staggered buttonholes helpfully labeled “Piglet,” “Sow,” and “Boar.” What, no Fat Hoss? [Eater]